#IWasDisqualifiedFor trying to be a member of the US Congress but refusing to take bribes.
by Meyrick Jones
May 31, 2016 at 11:58PM
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Tuesday 31 May 2016
#IWasDisqualifiedFor standing as the republican presidential candidate because, just like George Washington, I could not tell a lie.
#IWasDisqualifiedFor not saying what I was disqualified for
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Till death us do part... shortly after you eat these mushrooms. #UnlikelyWeddingVows
Can you tell me what happened in simple terms? "Yes #jeremykyle" "She went to bed breathing and when she woke up next morning she wasn't!"
He's deffo: A Simple Simon who met a Pieman who was obviously selling, in bulk, edible moorish mobile phone shaped pasties! #jeremykyle
He's a fucking deluded knob-job plus how come he's so fat and taking speed... Thought those two things were mutually exclusive? #jeremykyle
I believe her but, then again, I always trust girls who's lipstick and trainers match because they can't possibly lie and stuff! #jeremykyle
Y does #jeremykyle pretend he doesn't understand modern technology. He's a fucking TV "journalist" but doesn't understand how media works!!!
Phone hacking scandals are about journalists listening to celebraties voicemail... Installing Spywear is different! #jeremykyle
Everybody 2nd guessing whether the gorilla should have been about! This is USA so their 1st, 2nd & 3rd choices R2 shoot things #victorialive
Cry Chavoc Me Hearties It Be Nearly #Jezza Time Again ... Bring Fourth The The Toothless Scum Who Dare Face The Gladiators Of Twitter #Jere…
Best Places to Smoke at School! #RejectedBlogTopics
Ten Reasons to Cane Your Children. #RejectedBlogTopics
Beat Places to Smoke at School! #RejectedBlogTopics
Where to buy alcohol if you are under age. #RejectedBlogTopics
Fun With Fags #RejectedBlogTopics #TheBigBangTheory
Having Fun With Poisoning! I#RejectedBlogTopics
Sexting Tips for The Under Sevens. #RejectedBlogTopics
Toad Sexing for Children.!#RejectedBlogTopics
The Lighter Side of Trolling Facebook Memorial Pages. #RejectedBlogTopics
Monday 30 May 2016
Hotel Porter California #OccupationalMusic
My Sweet Shop Lord #OccupationalMusic
Stuck in the middle weight boxer with you #OccupationalMusic
This sister is as straight as your average corkscrew! #JudgeRinder
Is this woman unable to voice a straight answer to any question she's asked as her every answer is evasive! #JudgeRinder
Good lord what's happening #JudgeRinder on a bank holiday Monday?
Cry Chavoc Me Hearties It Be Nearly #Jezza Time Again ... Bring Fourth The The Toothless Scum Who Dare Face The Gladiators Of Twitter #Jere…
Sunday 29 May 2016
Saturday 28 May 2016
Only God knows how Inappropriate I could be?
I'm as drunk as a skunk
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Friday 27 May 2016
Leicester Market been here 700 years but it does close at night #leicester
#jeremykyle recruitment centre possibly #wetherspoons
Miles away from home question now is do it want too go home? Understand why people decide to disappear. Okay lottery ticket work LOL
Nat's Chemistry Exam today.
As I sit on the loo dictating this entry Nat's currently sitting at school doing of his chemistry exams; did a biology one yesterday and history the day before it's all starting to become quite serious... A Levels what a bastard
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