Before someone unfollows me ... after 8 years finally 3,000 followers...Thank You ALL 😀😀😀
by Meyrick Jones
April 07, 2016 at 07:24PM
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Thursday, 7 April 2016
Wednesday, 6 April 2016
Tuesday, 5 April 2016
Now I've not shagged your mum and proved I'm a diamond geezer as a reward can I shag your sister now? #jeremykyle
Advertising condoms during the #JeremyKyle Show break seems a bit like closing the stable door after the horse has bolted... It's So Wrong!
Oh no pinky punk music alert plinky plonky music alert Plinkey Plonkey Music klaxon #jeremykyle
A lack of any general understanding about & about the importance of science & a continued belief in gods is the #ReasonsHumansWillGoExtinct
He's lived inside his entire life which is why he's so pale as he only came out for the first time 9 months ago! #jeremykyle
Point of the information you cannot prove someone is the father of your unborn baby as they can't do DNA tests until it's born. #jeremykyle
okay bit of #jeremykyle on #itv2... Gosh the woman who just walked off has a head that looks like she was an early victim of the Zika Virus!
Do U like squatting in doorways begging B4 sleeping in a bush & being covered in petrol by yobs? Yes? Download our Bingo App #judgerinder
Are you so desperate to be bankrupt that 50% interest is just not enough interest? Then please download our bingo app today! #JudgeRinder
£800 worth of alcohol each drunk in 48 hours... what a pair of f****** lightweights! #JudgeRinder
Weston-super-Mare where all the super powered female horses hang out... my favourite place #JudgeRinder
If u try 2 kill urself cos you're a failure & u fail 2 kill urself does that make u a bigger failure who has 2 kill themselves #JudgeRinder
To be totally honest I really don't think u had 2 come out as gay varnish boy as I kinda suspect most people already knew that #judgerinder
Blow ME!!!!! They got sexual!!! I'm so so so so so so so surprised ... Honest!!! #judgerinder
Not only have they known each other 4 some time they have also known each other biblically #judgerinder FUCK varnish boy is worse close up!
Bring forth 2 more testostone ozzing hetrosexual hunks of cockhood #judgerinder #sarcasm
Fuck Off Cliff you total fucking conman #judgerinder
Cliff loves the person he sees in the mirror every morning and that's about it! #JudgeRinder
The last time a saw a moustache like that the wearer was trying to sell me nylons, sausages & black market petrol! #WWII #spiv #judgerinder
The reason that Cliff has got sandy hair is because he's got a Beachy Head! #JudgeRinder
Next time Melody dearie throw yourself off a Cliff rather than at one!!! #judgerinder
Cliff's got an honest face ... unfortunately I'm not sure about the rest of his body!!! #judgerinder and apparently he has a bad memory too!
Cliff Poorard the less rich cousin of Cliff Richard #judgerinder
Maybe these people have a form of OCD and just can't help doing the things that make them go bankrupt ...50% INTEREST!!! #judgerinder
OMG just switched on #judgerinder don't sound good; why do these people borrow money off legal loans sharks; no business will cover interest
Monday, 4 April 2016
Sunday, 3 April 2016
Plinky plonky music klaxon #jeremykyle
Retweeted J.E. Thomas (@jet186): The pie who loved me #AllYouCanEatMovies @mysickbones
Tiny Punchy Cunt Klaxon #jeremykyle
OMG #JeremyKyle's on & has nothing at all 2 do with #AllYouCanEatMovies except that I'd rather munch Cat's friend's minge rather than Cat's!
Fry Another Day... #AllYouCanEatMovies
The Full English Patient #AllYouCanEatMovies
Black Pudding to the Future #AllYouCanEatMovies
Harry Potter and The Side Order of Phoenix #AllYouCanEatMovies
Tomorrow Never Fries (but today we do) #AllYouCanEatMovies
A Fish and Chips Called Wanda #AllYouCanEatMovies
Liver Let Fry #AllYouCanEatMovies
Eat's Dragon #AllYouCanEatMovies
Rambo: First Blood Pie #AllYouCanEatMovies
Men in Black Pudding #AllYouCanEatMovies
Top Gum #AllYouCanEatMovies
Jail House Stick of Rock #AllYouCanEatMovies
Crouching Tiger Hidden Soup Dragon #AllYouCanEatMovies
One Stew Over The Cuckoos Nest. #AllYouCanEatMovies
Retweeted Shocking Facts (@omgshocks): In a career survey of 12-14 year girls in the UK, more girls chose 'Adult Entertainment' than 'Architect'.
Retweeted Bob Kostic (@causticbob): What’s the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn’t let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eat The Fockers #AllYouCanEatMovies
Tom and Ben and Jerry #AllYouCanEatMovies
McDonald's Duck #AllYouCanEatMovies
The Big Red Bun (is what I meant) #AllYouCanEatMovies
The Big Red Bum #AllYouCanEatMovies
Saturday, 2 April 2016
Friday, 1 April 2016
Dear #jeremykyle my Mother made me a homosexual! If you give her the wool she'll make you one too! #gay #Knitting
Before I read the answer how many people in the audience think the filthy dirty ass bender nicked the money? #jeremykyle
OMG Jeremy doesn't know who Portia is! She's Bassanio's girlfriend in the Merchant of Venice you dummy! #jeremykyle #shakespeare
I call my farts Mariah no wait one cotton picking minute... I call the wind Mariah! #jeremykyle Shut UR Mouth Klaxon
Morning lovely #925clubofCunts happy #AprilFools day to you all. Next #jeremykyle to replace David Dimbleby as host of #QuestionTime #bbcqt
I'm not homophobic I've got a lesbian friend and my favourite Elvis track is Return to Bender! #jeremykyle
My girl and I have got nothing against filthy homosexual thieving deceiving bum bandit bastard arse fuckers says not a homophobe #jeremykyle
They are not homophobic they are stealaphobic they don't like people who people who are genetically thieves #jeremykyle
Today on Jeremy Kyle a mother here for DNA tests to see if the babies are her's? #jeremykyle
Today on #jeremykyle eight legged single mother of 14 comes for DNA to see if her father really was Spiderman!
Cry Chavoc Me Hearties It Be Nearly #Jezza Time Again ... Bring Fourth The The Toothless Scum Who Dare Face The Gladiators Of Twitter #Jere…
Today on The #JermyKyle Show a former tattooed racist skinhead father of 7 babies by 8 different mothers explains how he got his law degree!
Today on the #JeremyKyle Show how would a #Brexit affect the life chances of single mothers? A panel of educationalist discuss their options
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