Showing posts with label Warhammer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Warhammer. Show all posts

Friday, 5 November 2010

Thursday 4 and Friday 5 November

Thursday
Today I took the bus again as my knee still hurts. After school I did not go to Judo because as I said earlier my knee hurt. Instead I went to to some fire works at Braunston park which was fun and the fire works where explody and bright and loud and I should have used a commer back there between explody and bright so yeah.

Friday
Today after school my friend Rumit came round and we played Halo Reach and a game of Warhammer and even though he had 2 times more troops more me my luck held and I owned him which is to be expected as he is a NOOB at Warhammer and so are you yea you sitting on the chair and the other people in the room.    

My Birthday, No Presents, Holiday, Rumit Nat's Mate, Warhammer, Cake and Cyder

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Today was my birthday, I won’t say how old as that’s depressing but not as depressing as being dead I suppose, but I didn’t get anything. Apparently the Nokia N8 I’m going to buy out of the masses of overtime I did before we went on holiday is to be my present from me to me…aren’t I a lucky boy?


I had booked the night off work, I had 48 hours unused holiday, our holiday runs from birthday to birth day, and one can only carry over a week’s worth, so I needed to use up the excess hours. The plan was, because I wouldn’t need to go to bed next morning, that we’d go to the allotment next day to clear it. Things never go to plan!

Nat, having forgotten it was my birthday, had invited friend round after school in order to teach him how to play Warhammer40,000. I wasn’t really upset there was just something in my eye and it wouldn’t stop watering…honest. Anyway home he came with Rumit in tow and they proceeded to cover the dining table in assorted monsters and space wolves (don’t ask). Rumit, who seemed like a good kid, only stayed until about 6:00 when his granddad called to collect him.

We did celebrate my birthday a little with a cake and a bottle of the apple juice (for the kids) and a bottle of the Berry Rattler (for me) we’d bought at the Cyder Farm.

These were yummy in the extreme.

Friday, 20 August 2010

Nat's notes Friday 20 August

Friday 20 August

Today I went into town with my homies i.e. Zak and Sam. First we went to the Warhammer store and played a game of 2 V 2 we won (we being me and the guy that was on my team). On a slightly related note there was a Ginger in the Warhammer store who gets on my tits. He does this by having a massive army at 8000 points I have 2000 points but the annoying thing is he dose not look after them most aren't painted and have arms and weapons missing.

Near the end of the day we played a big battle my team all had 800 points each and the guy with 8000 points was the other team. We got the first turn we started with me dropping 2 drop pods behind enemy lines. These the disgorged 10 heavily armed and armoured Terminators. Terminators are Space Marines in super duper ala peter de hooper Armour.

When I got home Zak came over and we played Resident Evil 5. It was a fun game for all the family with lots of killing and zombies with either exploded head, pincer mouths,ugly faces or Zombies with chain saws.

After Zak had gone I downloaded a new game called Monday Night Combat. I would highly recommend it.

By Nat (the Ginster) Jones

Home from work, Confused Sleep, Warhammer Nat, Cubs Camp Hannah, Big Brother Big Eviction Night

I finished work at 8:00 and cycled home burdened with much wet weather gear; once there I was again soaked in sweat, will this humidity never clear? I didn’t immediately go to bed but was sufficiently tired that I remember little of the morning. At some point the kids woke and Nat eventually went into town with Zak and Sam to the Warhammer shop. If I recall correctly Deb drove them in leaving Hannah at home, with a semi-comatose me, annoyed she couldn’t go with them. I think, at some point, I went to bed but I honestly don’t recall whether I did or not; I suspect the once more the CIA were interfering with my brain waves because I’d forgotten to wear my tin foil hat. I’m fairly sure that, somewhere or other, I think I went to bed as I’ve a vague memory of Hannah coming into the bedroom to kiss me goodbye before she and Josh went off to Cub Camp for the weekend. In fact, I’m now sure she did do this so …NaNaNa you CIA barstools you’ll never break me and I will reveal the truth about the reptoids and the Royal family…bless you David Ike.


Whatever happened, Nat was home by the time I came downstairs and we looked forward part one of the big brother BIG eviction, five housemates would be leaving but which five? Somehow we managed to miss the beginning and didn’t see big Steve get the boot; something he himself doesn’t, unfortunately, have. I think Nat decided to remain upstairs talking to friends (?) on his X-box. The evictees and survivors were exactly as we expected with the one exception of Corin and JJ; she went and he stayed which took us both by surprise. Andrew, Dave, JJ, Mario and Josie were the final five.

Thursday, 19 August 2010

Nat's notes Thursday 19 August

Thursday 19 August

Today I went in to town with Sam and Zak. Or more precisely the Warhammer shop, why did we go to the Warhammer shop ? you say -  to play Warhammer. It's pretty obvious to realise that, but I guess I will have to dumb it down for some of the readers of this like my dad LOL!!(Laugh Out Loud I hope that now you know what LOL means). 


When we were in town we played a couple of games as well as going to Forbidden Planet, Game, Dominoes, Red 5, Menkind and Maryland Chicken. I bought a pen that gives you an electric shock when you try to use it from Red 5.


At home I  got' Hannah with my shock pen thus causing her to cry, which is very wimpy.  (But she did have damp hands at the time !!!!)


Later on I got my dad after he had got up I said “hay dad look at my new pen try and use it” then 10 seconds later “OWW I just realised it was shocking me I did not realise as I keep getting Pins and needles in this arm” he said - but he didn't cry like Hannah because Hannah did cry a lot.  Funny but the shock didn't really bother me at all.

By Nat (the Ginster) Jones.

Tuesday, 6 July 2010

Nat's notes, Warhammer,story

Today fuck all happened so I’ll tell you a story.
 I will take you to the magical world of Warhammer were everything is decided by the role of a dice. We will take on the role of an Empire Lord one of the hardest most bad ass men in the Empire who can defeat anything short of a demigod with one mighty swipe of his hammer not only this but his blessed sacred and epic amour combined with his natural immenseness means he can survive nearly anything, but that’s not all he also commands an elite and extremely loyal brigade of top notch troops he is undefeated in battle he is a man of high nobility his name is Bob. That’s not all though he also is as clever as a clever thing as cunning as a fox who is in charge of the cunning department at Oxford university and not just that he also has been trained in the art of language and diplomacy so not only can he bash your head in but he can also broker a deal of your land with your next of kin. oh wait I have spent to much time describing the dude so I will have to stop now. 

By Nat (the Ginster) Jones