Home from work, Confused Sleep, Warhammer Nat, Cubs Camp Hannah, Big Brother Big Eviction Night

I finished work at 8:00 and cycled home burdened with much wet weather gear; once there I was again soaked in sweat, will this humidity never clear? I didn’t immediately go to bed but was sufficiently tired that I remember little of the morning. At some point the kids woke and Nat eventually went into town with Zak and Sam to the Warhammer shop. If I recall correctly Deb drove them in leaving Hannah at home, with a semi-comatose me, annoyed she couldn’t go with them. I think, at some point, I went to bed but I honestly don’t recall whether I did or not; I suspect the once more the CIA were interfering with my brain waves because I’d forgotten to wear my tin foil hat. I’m fairly sure that, somewhere or other, I think I went to bed as I’ve a vague memory of Hannah coming into the bedroom to kiss me goodbye before she and Josh went off to Cub Camp for the weekend. In fact, I’m now sure she did do this so …NaNaNa you CIA barstools you’ll never break me and I will reveal the truth about the reptoids and the Royal family…bless you David Ike.


Whatever happened, Nat was home by the time I came downstairs and we looked forward part one of the big brother BIG eviction, five housemates would be leaving but which five? Somehow we managed to miss the beginning and didn’t see big Steve get the boot; something he himself doesn’t, unfortunately, have. I think Nat decided to remain upstairs talking to friends (?) on his X-box. The evictees and survivors were exactly as we expected with the one exception of Corin and JJ; she went and he stayed which took us both by surprise. Andrew, Dave, JJ, Mario and Josie were the final five.

Nat to Josh's Birthday BarBQ Sat / Fri / Thursday

Saturday

Today was EPIC, brilliant and utterly awesome in nearly every way. You may be thinking to yourself why is this, what made this day so great, well if you SHUT UP and listen I will tell you. It started off with me getting up at around nine O'Clock and although this does not sound so great but what made it great was going on the Xbox straight away. Later that day at six O'Clock I went to Jacob's house to celebrate Joshes birthday with a barbecue (and boy do I love barbecues). What happened at this barbecue? Lots of cool things: millions of gangster things plus epic things and funny things too. 

It started of with me putting one Xbox controller in my bag along with my water gun and one spare mag. Next I cycled up to Jacob's and played an old GameCube game at lest I think it was for the GameCube it might just have been a Wii game or some other shize. I only played two games of it as it was a tournament and I was terrible at the game and everyone else was very good at it and so I gust went outside and soaked some people with my water gun which was fun in fact soaking any one with a water gun is great family fun for every one not like High School Musical or bratz or even Hannah (the hated) Montana don't those names send a shiver down your spine because they do to me and as in the honored word of family guy damn nature your scary ramen to that (if you don't know what those are there noodles American noodles). After that we went inside and played on Modern Warfare two an OK game but it was great at Jacob's because we insulted Americans and one of the Americans called Jacob a RETARD can you believe it because I can not in fact it was a disgrace a total disgrace I demand a war MU HA HA HA and if you are taking me seriously or think I am being serious go and have a brain put in your head because I'm not a terrorist or a jihadist or an American and I'm not going to blow up robin hood airport or eat a turtle or send a twitter about it so go suck eggs you terrorist init and that's four hundred words right there. Soon after that little incident we had burgers yum yum yum burgers they were so bugery and meaty and tasty and cheesy because of the cheese and it had HP sauce on delicious. Soon after that I had another burger and then we had a Nerf and water fight speaking of Nerf there have been some new guns confirmed!!!  

 The Rev 5        

             
 Soon after we went on the trampoline and I soaked even more people with you guest it my water gun well what else would I use a banana or a random dude called Bob. 

Hannah Twin Lakes, Nat in Town, £16 Fully Auto Water Gun, Nat and Zack at Jacobs, Shantelle Here

Got up to find Deb just getting home from shopping after dropping Nat, Jacob, Zack and Josh (Jacob's brother) off in town to do... whatever - see Nat's Notes.
Han had already left at 9:30 with Shantelle, Aaron and their Dad for a day out at Twin Lakes - see Hannah's Happy Happenings.... That left Deb and I alone at home something which, although it is happening more and more frequently, still seems odd after 12 years of no privacy.
Nat returned home at 3:30 with his brand spanking new £16(!!!!) fully automatic water gun. Shortly after I'd put the batteries in, filled the magazines and primed the weapon for use Zack arrived with his own hydro-dispenser and they both left for Jacobs house. Nat did not reappear until a little after 8:00 when even Chris and Bruce could stand no more and kicked them out.
Han had got back around 4:30 and proceeded to spend the remained of the day with Shantelle, either at her house or on the trampoline at ours. Shantelle stayed with us until 10:00 and I made she and Han Melba toast which they both appeared to enjoy muchly! After Nat's return and before Shantelle's departure Nat demonstrated to the how his new Fully Auto Water Gun worked as you can see below.




Later, after everyone else had gone to bed, I watched six episodes of New Sons of Anarchy back to back and finally went to bed at 5:30.