PC, Twitter, Booze, Civilisation, Boxing, 10 year old Girl sparring, nerf gun, scouts, Jacob

Again the day passed with me at home mostly on the PC tweeting and drinking beer, civilization you gotta love it. Nat had boxing this evening, before scouts; apparently he had thee sparring matches, one of which was against a Ten Year Old Girl,(it seems she wanted to fight him)all of which he won by applying the berserker within The 10 year old was stopped after 10 seconds apparently when he floored her.


Later in the evening when at Scouts Jacob gave him his birthday present which was a double barreled Nerf gun.

Mossdale Meadows

It was a lovely day and eventually when the kids were up and about I suggested we all take Monty for a walk. Initially we were going to go down to the Union Canal but decided instead to walk up the Kingsway to Mossdale Meadows Park. On the way we called at Jacob’s house and he decided to accompany us. We spent some time in the play area and then walked into the park proper. Not before Hannah had tried her best to injury Nat and Jacob as can be seen below:
 
We sat for a while; Hannah, Nat and Jacob took turns on Hannah’s bike getting one of the others to chase them with Monty. Even Nat was sprinting, which is unheard of! I only managed to take a few photos which are embedded below. We went home accompanied by Jacob who stayed for a few hours upstairs with Nat on the X-Box.

Swimming With Jacob; Sailing With Scouts

Wednesday

Today was very wet in fact it was very very wet.  Why was it so wet? You might ask well there are two reasons you will have to wait for the second one but I will tell you the first one. The first reason is that I went swimming to Enderby with Jacob, Josh, who is Jacob’s brother, and Zak. While we were there we played a game were three people had to get a float from one end of the pool to the other sounds easy well it is for the first ten seconds because after those ten seconds a chaser is let lose on you.

The Second reason it was wet was because I went sailing with Scouts.    First I got picked up by Darren and he took, Jonathon, George and me sailing.

Once there we met Jacob, Zak, Brandon and the rest of the troop – Yahoo NO BEN.

Once Jacob and I had our life jackets on we got into our ‘pink’ boat this was the only ‘pink’ boat and took to the water. Jonathon ‘the wimp’ went in the leaders’ boat because he didn’t want to get wet!!!!!!!!!!!!

We sailed around and got attacked by Darren who has a super soaker, but also he capsized twice ha ha ha…..

Later on we purposefully capsized our boat twice – the 1^st time I got my leg caught on the sail the 2nd time I was at the front and got wet.  We also jumped into the water multiple times – I even jumped in when we were moving at speed and was abandoned by Jacob in the middle of the lake. Well maybe not the middle it was close to the shore but not to close.

By Nat (The Ginster) Jones 

Nat to Josh's Birthday BarBQ Sat / Fri / Thursday

Saturday

Today was EPIC, brilliant and utterly awesome in nearly every way. You may be thinking to yourself why is this, what made this day so great, well if you SHUT UP and listen I will tell you. It started off with me getting up at around nine O'Clock and although this does not sound so great but what made it great was going on the Xbox straight away. Later that day at six O'Clock I went to Jacob's house to celebrate Joshes birthday with a barbecue (and boy do I love barbecues). What happened at this barbecue? Lots of cool things: millions of gangster things plus epic things and funny things too. 

It started of with me putting one Xbox controller in my bag along with my water gun and one spare mag. Next I cycled up to Jacob's and played an old GameCube game at lest I think it was for the GameCube it might just have been a Wii game or some other shize. I only played two games of it as it was a tournament and I was terrible at the game and everyone else was very good at it and so I gust went outside and soaked some people with my water gun which was fun in fact soaking any one with a water gun is great family fun for every one not like High School Musical or bratz or even Hannah (the hated) Montana don't those names send a shiver down your spine because they do to me and as in the honored word of family guy damn nature your scary ramen to that (if you don't know what those are there noodles American noodles). After that we went inside and played on Modern Warfare two an OK game but it was great at Jacob's because we insulted Americans and one of the Americans called Jacob a RETARD can you believe it because I can not in fact it was a disgrace a total disgrace I demand a war MU HA HA HA and if you are taking me seriously or think I am being serious go and have a brain put in your head because I'm not a terrorist or a jihadist or an American and I'm not going to blow up robin hood airport or eat a turtle or send a twitter about it so go suck eggs you terrorist init and that's four hundred words right there. Soon after that little incident we had burgers yum yum yum burgers they were so bugery and meaty and tasty and cheesy because of the cheese and it had HP sauce on delicious. Soon after that I had another burger and then we had a Nerf and water fight speaking of Nerf there have been some new guns confirmed!!!  

 The Rev 5        

             
 Soon after we went on the trampoline and I soaked even more people with you guest it my water gun well what else would I use a banana or a random dude called Bob. 

Lazy Day - Jacob Here, BarBQ...Kinda, MoFO, Ripping Up The Allotment

We didn't really do very much today. Jacob was round and he and Nat spent loads of time upstairs on the X-Box before actually coming out into the Sun to shoot each other, and everyone else, with their water guns. Deb bought a "one-off" BarBQ from ASDA and we had beef burgers, turkey burgers, lamb thingamajigs on sticks; I made two veggie kebabs from onion, pepper, mushrooms and tomatoes for me and Deb. The little BarBQ was quite effective; the turkey burgers, however, were far too thick and so the outsides got incinerated whilst the centres remained uncooked. We solved this problem by cross slicing each burger and making two thin burgers. After we'd done this the turkey burgers were rather nice. The kebabs were a bit hit and miss and next time I'll give more thought to the size of the individual items. Shantelle had gone to York, for the day(!), to see relatives so Han played pestered Nat and Jacob instead.
At one point the kids were stupid enough to mess with Deb:

BE AFRAID 

BE VERY VERY AFRAID

Don't Mess With This Mother 

OR 

Your Arse Will Be Grass!!!

Later that evening, when it was cool enough, Deb and I went to the allotment to water our "small" area of planting. While we were there we had a look at the covered areas where weeds had grown on top. These,in the main, had rooted into the lumps of earth I'd thrown there and were easy to rip off the covering. We had a deeply satisfiying ten minutes doing just this and afterwards the allotment didn't look quite so jungle like.

Nat’s Blog Init - Jacob, Assassin's Creed 2, Zack, Water Guns, Gay, Tennis, Leonardo Da Vinci

Sunday
Today I got up at 12:00 and almost straight away Jacob called and asked to come round. and so 10 Ten minutes later he Jacob arrived at my house on his bike. First he gave me back my game, and the name of that game is HALO 2 one of the best games ever, and after this we played Assassin's Creed 2; another brilliant game I own. again I owned
Later on  that day but not much later  we  went decided to go and ambush Zak with our water guns. and I went and got another water gun, for Hannah out of the shed, for Hannah and then we heeded headed of off to ambush Zak him.  and When we got there he was out on the street playing tennis with his big gay friends (I did do not mean to be offenceive offensive toward any homosexuals when I said say that). but I now know discovered that you should never to take Hannah to a water fight.  as She has a paddy if she gets even slightly wet after trying to make everyone else making them as wet as possible. We headed home and went back on to playing AC2; and I have now completed the mission where you use a flying machine created designed by, the legendary inventor*, Leonardo Devinchy  Da Vinci the legendary inventor . Afterwards that we went on the trampoline and used our water guns to soak each other even more!

Nat (The Ginster) Jones 

*well that’s what it says on the games box