Showing posts with label Ben. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ben. Show all posts

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Nat's blog Wednesday again but this time I am talking about Scouts.


Wednesday again but this time I am talking about Scouts.

At Scouts I got a black eye from the fat ginger twat Known as Ben god I hate that fat shity dick sucking FUCKTARD!! There is only one person who is worse then him that person is Henri who same as the above insults but worse and with the added disses of a lair, a shit face, a c#nt and a knob jokey. Any way the basterd gave me a black eye by elbowing my in the face he also hurt Joseph’s leg by dropping a log on it and Jacobs Foot by standing on it with his full 1000 of tons of weight. As a result I punched him in the stomach and made him double over and next week I am going to capsize his boat when we go sailing with scouts Ben you are going to swim with the fishes MU HA HA HA HA!!!!!  HA. As well as this we made Chinese lanterns and mine said Ben you are a dick on the side, when we went to set them lose my team set a record of the longest time with out catching fire at three minutes not one lantern has never flown ever in the history of Forth Leicester Scouts so I am the best go me go me go me go me and one last time go me’ and the number of words is 240.      

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

Nat's Note's - Scouts, Rounders, Ben, Empire Lord,

Today school was just a plain and simple a very average day; nothing out of the ordinary happened at all it was dull. Really not very interesting, no not very interesting indeed at all. But After school, however, I went to scouts were where we played rounder's and, of cause course , my team won by the use of the tactics of epicenes epic-ness (apart from Ben, of course) and our amazing innate skill (again apart from Ben again as he is just terrible at sport and as well as everything else. He just dose does not try at all instead he just stands around sucking his thumb like and being a retard. Now not that I haven't got anything against retards and I would could call him a fucking shity shitty ginger instead but I have a F  my friend called Jacob who is ginger.) (Does any one else think those brackets were to long?) ( Yes - Daddy) Also, in other totally unrelated news, if you want to hear more about the Empire Lord who I talked about in my last blog post last time I did a blog post then contact me on 0119 674 KISS MY ASS and we I will consider putting what you have had to say and will perhaps included it in on the blog. n No I'm just kidding we I don’t care what you think. I’ll just make up some shit up and say someone else said sent it in  an email.

Nat (the Ginster) Jones