Gosh that's a BIG Wall!!! Hannah's back from China!!!
by Meyrick Jones
March 31, 2016 at 10:32PM
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Thursday 31 March 2016
One very tired more than slightly ratty daughter home from China but OMG her impersonations of the market traders bartering is hysterical!
Time to watch #RaisedByWolves episode 3 series 2 again CAR BOOT SALE love this silly series
Okay anything good on #JudgeRinder.... taking time to get used working days.
Yeah off tomorrow able to see #jeremykyle love u all #925clubofCunts
Hannahs on her way home - currently flying over Russia due in at Helsinki at 10.54
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Cry Chavoc Me Hearties It Be Nearly #Jezza Time Again ... Bring Fourth The The Toothless Scum Who Dare Face The Gladiators Of Twitter #Jere…
Wednesday 30 March 2016
What kind of people fall out over peas bro? I'd understand if they duelled over cauliflower cos everyone loves cauliflowers! #JudgeRinder
The person speaking thru the medium of contemporary dance has a bad attitude I don't think his chances are going to be great! #JudgeRinder
This is more standard friends lending friends money and falling out over it... #JudgeRinder
#JudgeRinder is gonna rip this arsehole a new arsehole and even then he'd still not have enough arseholes cos he's so full of shit!
See I knew Richard had the body language of a complete cunt... Which is the technical term for a complete cunt! #JudgeRinder
Richard is a right wrong-un and Louise appears to be brain damaged. They should be on #jeremykyle not #JudgeRinder
What's going on #JudgeRinder who is this Richard chap?
Oh dear was not even here in time for tail end #jeremykyle
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Tuesday 29 March 2016
The biggest mistake of Sammy's life is coming on TV if cosmetic company sees this episode! #JudgeRinder Yo Sweetpea you got cash 4 tattoos!
She's now got a tattoo of the Mighty Morphine Power Rangers also on her arse! #JudgeRinder
I'm sorry but having your leg cut off is a really extreme way of removing tattoos #JudgeRinder
Actually she's one woman that needs to eat children #JudgeRinder
In and out of hospital having treatment to cure my tattoo addiction! She now has a picture of General Anaesthetic on her arse! #JudgeRinder
To paraphrase #Jesus (thanks for all the Easter Eggs you well good god boy) Rinder into Ceasar that which is awarded by #JudgeRinder
I too wear a dress but only cos I'm a huge Eddie Izzard fan init! @Love_my_Vest @bluespaceflower
Face Tattoos are the moron's way of telling the world that they never ever ever want a full time job ever! #JudgeRinder
anyone with tats that can't B covered up doesn't possess sufficient judgement 2B trusted 2 sit the right way round on a toilet #JudgeRinder
Yeah it's a bastard when you change your mind about tattooos ... personally never had one ... thankfully :-) @bluespaceflower @Love_my_Vest
Just home in time a bit of #JudgeRinder you are only allowed to spend #IrishLottery winnings on #Alcohol it's in the Terms & Conditions!
Exwife promises to reunite with husband when he's released in 35 years plus claims she runs her own unicorn training establishment #EgyptAir
Any class monsters on today's #jeremykyle show my lovely #925clubofCunts & #925club lovelies? Gunts to their knees & that kind of malarkey?
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Monday 28 March 2016
Great bank holiday... Full of cold... Slept all day... Shit!
The view from Hannah's hotel in Xian
oh bugger no #jeremykyle
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Sunday 27 March 2016
and that was just a few!!!
#Arrow #TheFlash #Gotham #LegendsofTomorrow #TheBlacklist #LuckyMan #Quantico #Blindspot got so much backed up TV can't decide what to watch
Retweeted LAURA The Explorer (@TheXPLaura): Note to emoji designers: a face looking sickly, squiggly line for a mouth. For people that feel ill from eating too much Easter ham. 🤒🤕😷😴
#IbizaWeekender what a bunch of idiotic arseholes ... I really miss that :-) #theibizaweekender
Brilliant I get an unexpected half day holiday & what do I do with it? Watch Deadpool then fall asleep until 9pm; triffic planning there lad
Day 3 – Last Day in Beijing
As NON-lightweight teenagers, the day started at 6:00 (15 minutes early) to pack our suitcases and go down to breakfast. After this, we checked out of the Rainbow Hotel and headed to the Summer Palace, where past emporers and emporesses stayed in the summer as this is a colder area of the city. We walked through the longest walkway in the world (700+ metres) and followed singing up a hill where we were greeted with a whole chorus of chinese people joined together singing and dancing.
Following this we took a boat across the lake to the other side of the island where there was a bridge that had nine arches, as this was the last emporer’s favourite number.
After a long morning, we went to another authentic Chinese restaurant where we ate spring onion pancakes, lotus roots as well as Natasha’s birthday cake!
We then went to a tea-tasting session where we tried fresh Oolong, lychee and rosebud, fruit and jasmine teas.
Next, we took the coach to Tiananmen square and the Forbidden city which was filled with guards! We saw where emporers lived and the first railway station in Beijing (in Tiananmen square). We saw 300 year old trees and beautiful gardens.
After the long walks around this area, we were taken to the Pearl market where you could buy lots of fake brands… Luke M bought a ‘Louis Vuitton’ bag and he was completely ripped off as it was rubbish! We were later taken to the train station where we picked up a subway sandwich and got on the overnight train to Xi’an. Happy Easter and goodnight!
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Just watched #Deadpool and yes a second watching of buttastic Mr Pool conforms it's Deffo a Megatastic Movie
What a nice surprise able 2 book holiday from 11am & then discovered I've got Bank Holiday tomorrow off 2 Go #Zombi #Jesus + Chocolate Eggs!
Off 2 work at 05.35... OMG I really need to win the lottery... Just £100 million would be fine cos, as anyone will tell you, I'm not greedy!
Retweeted 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey): She wanted to boost his confidence so she put the clock forward an hour while he was making love to her. #clocksgoforward #britishsummertime
Saturday 26 March 2016
Day Two – Ming Tombs & The Wall!
Day started for us at 7 when we were greeted by a variety of strange and wonderful foods… including popcorn chicken, noodles, spicy chicken, Chinese pancakes and samosas on a Lazy Susan (or as we like to call it Sloppy Susan).
We left at 8:15 for our day out where we were taught basic mandarin reading and pronunciation.
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After a two hour journey we finally arrived at the Ming Tombs where our tour guide Gary (Gazza) gave us various pieces of information about it. As we walked through the gateway to heaven boys were instructed to walk through with their left leg first, girls with their right leg. On our exit we had to say “I am coming back”. This signifies we have exited heaven and returned to earth. Once inside ‘heaven’ we were surrounded by beautiful architecture vastly different from what is located in the UK. This was things such as dragon sculptures and vibrant colours creating extravagant patterns on every building. This created an atmosphere of amazement and peace among us. Then we were taught about the many emperors who ruled over China and made it what it was today. We looked and read about their lives which is surprisingly different from modern life, for example having over 80 wives plus mistresses.
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After lunch, we headed up to the Great Wall via cable car. Once there, we started to free roam, exploring one of the most breath-taking sights in the world.
Although, it was more difficult than it looked due to the uneven surfaces and we got hot from the sun which was rather unexpected. But it was most definitely worth it!
We then queued in anticipation, awaiting the chance to toboggan down the mountain in which the wall was situated, it was exhilarating and a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Although, it was more difficult than it looked due to the uneven surfaces and we got hot from the sun which was rather unexpected. But it was most definitely worth it!
We then queued in anticipation, awaiting the chance to toboggan down the mountain in which the wall was situated, it was exhilarating and a once in a lifetime opportunity.
- The journey back was filled with heavy constant traffic due to the weekend car allowance but we eventually arrived at our dinner reservation where we were served with chicken feet, noodles and vegetables. Once everyone was full and the food was gone, we shopped in a local supermarket, stocking up on treats for tomorrow’s train journey. At the end of the night, everyone has gone to bed from a fun filled day!
Lucy in the Sky With Mental Issues Revolving Around Post Natal Body Dysmorphia with Diamonds .Classic lost Beatles Track on #JeremyKyle now.
Lucy ... NOT known locally as Lucy Lastic cos apparently her knickers never fall down!!! #jeremykyle
A sexless marriage, she still does the cooking & he regularly gets to camp out in the car.. now that's what I call a great deal! #jeremykyle
Happy Easter Everybody @princess_caz82 @myswearyaccount @Missplumbum @lyons_miss @MissPurplelyons @mikebythepond @missusjp @clairepilkingt2
Just watched the first episode of #Lucifer... It's a little gem... Could have gone so wrong but it's laugh out loud funny! #LuciferOnFox
Friday 25 March 2016
OMG that was incredible you gotta see this #BatmanvsSuperman
Hannah's China Trip Day One – Travelling, Temple of Heaven & Evening Entertainment
Below is a copy of the post on the school travel blog about the first day of Hannah's school trip to China. Thursday 24 - Friday 25 March 2016.
The plan was for the students to write a daily blog… update on the things we have been doing, sights we have been seeing and the food we’ve been eating. We hadn’t counted on tiring them out so much by 8pm on day one that they have all gone to bed. So todays blog entry is from the staff who are holding in there… just about.
After an early 5:15 arrival at school and over 20 hours travelling we arrived in Beijing to sunshine and headed straight to our first destination, The Temple of Heaven. The first stop was the communal outdoor gym, where young and old were exercising together. We caused a bit of a stir, and were treated like celebrities as local people queued to have ‘selfies’ with us. It was great to see the community spirit, from Matchmaker corner to gossip corner and the street performers and groups sitting together making music and playing games. We were able to see the amazing temple itself, and learnt a lot about Chinese culture and beliefs.
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On to the food! After our walk we were all ready for lunch. We were given our own private room in a local restaurant where everyone enjoyed getting to grips with chopsticks whilst waiting for the food. Once the food started it never stopped! The main ingredient on offer was duck however there was no shortage of beef, pork, chicken, rice, greens, dumplings and noodles. Everyone agreed the food was amazing and we think it’s safe to say hunger is not going to be an issue on this trip!
After a short comfort break at the hotel – bag drop and shower, we headed out for a cultural extravaganza! An acrobatic performance which was absolutely stunning and somewhat terrifying at times. No health and safety regulations obvious here. The finale involved 6 motorcycles in a wire ‘wall of death’. The noise of the engines, the flashing lights and the sound of the horns meant we were all on tenterhooks to ensure they all exited safely. A real authentic experience.
Then there was more food..dumplings, rice and sweet and sour pork. After that pleas for bed. Never has an entrance lobby of a hotel emptied so fast by 26 teenagers heading to bed at 8pm without a whimper.
So here ends day 1..tomorrow we’re off to the Great Wall!!
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