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Saturday, 30 April 2016
#MyFamilyOfChoice would be pro choice cos I'm only related to Aunty Choice by marriage!
#MyFamilyOfChoice would have to have been born in Choice because a naturalised citizen really wouldn't be the same!
#MyFamilyOfChoice would not B watching #bbc #michaelmcintyresbigshow whilst I was in the same room. That's Y I'm murdering them all tonight
#MyFamilyOfChoice would not B watching #bbc #michaelmcintyresbigshow whilst I was in the same room. That's Y I'm murdering them all tonight
#MyFamilyOfChoice obviously supports a woman's right to choose.
The Manson Family is #MyFamilyOfChoice
#MyFamilyOfChoice loves satan... Opps satin.
#MyFamilyOfChoice incests I shag our daughters #PUN
Rod Stewart looking good 4- 71 that's 1 yr younger than Mick Jagger & Keith Richards on #michaelmcintyresbigshow which is, by the way, awful
The #jeremykyle philosophy hour #NotGreatTVShows
Mock the Weak #NotGreatTVShows
Have I Got Screws For You! #NotGreatTVShows
Special Twig #NotGreatTVShows (very old UK TV series about the political section of the police)
Malcolm in the Middle Income Bracket #NotGreatTVShows
Everyone Plates Chris #NotGreatTVShows (plating... English slang for performing oral sex)
OMG #TheBlacklist Episode.19
Love #TheBlacklist cos every time you think you've got it figured out there's a twist... Go #RedReddington!
Friday, 29 April 2016
Retweeted Dawkins Dog (@DawkinsDog): A weasel has managed to shut down the Large Hadron Collider. Fundamental Christians are already campaigning to have it made a Saint.
#CaptainAmericaCivilWar probably the best #Marvel film so far; just gotta see it in 2D now!
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Captain America Civil War
Ok today I'm going to watch Jeremy Kyle in the morning then I'm going to get dressed put all my clothes on have a cup of coffee get on the bus or persuade someone to give me a lift into town and then I'm going to go and see Captain America Civil War in 3D at the Showcase Cinema and then some beer? Looks like a good year for superhero films because I don't care what anyone says I like Batman vs Superman and I'm looking to the extended version Blu-ray disc stroke DVD which actually might explain what was going on in some of the bits
Thursday, 28 April 2016
If U conflate purely economic migration with asylum seeking refugees fleeing a war zone means you don't honestly address either issue.#bbcqt
Sorry lady in the audience U have missed his point; his comment concerned future economic migration from Africa not Syrian refugees. #bbcqt
A cover up by "The Great and The Good" proving yet again that they are neither great nor good!!! #Hillsborough #bhbcqt #hillsboroughinquest
Hillsborough's a perfect example of YU should always take official statements with a pinch of salt especially if confirmed by Murdoch #bbcqt
Arabs C Israel as America's poodle whereas Israelis' know America is their poodle. Disney must be spinning in his cryogenic chamber #bbcqt
The moment you criticize Israel you immediately become labelled as an anti-semitic racist! It's Israel's get out of jail free card! #bbcqt
Hillsborough
Finally after 27 years the people of Liverpool get Justice; I can remember it quite clearly both on the day and the reporting afterwards and believed the lie that it had all been caused by drunken fans who didn't do as they were told and who then looted the bodies of the dead. It seem as you should never believe the authorities when they tell you anything.
Labour Suspends Ken Livingstone
Oh well it seems as if there's another fest About Nothing gained at destabilizing the leadership of Jeremy Corbyn in the Labour Party. Apparently Ken Livingstone, simply by reiterating the fact that the Nazis originally considered deporting jews rather than killing them, was not stating a historical fact but was in fact being an anti-Semite. It's amazing how quick any critism of Israel always ends up with the pro Israeli lobby immediately playing of the anti-semitic card it's the kind of thing that most people get very annoyed about when coloured people play the race card but it's ok when it's done in the name of Israel and anti-Semitism.
No possible way we will get access to the Single Market without accepting free movement of labour; to believe otherwise is deluded! #InorOut
Too tired to go to the Captain America cinema marathon tonight have to see it tomorrow me thinks! #CivilWarPremiere #CaptainAmerica
How's #Jezza been this week my lovely #925clubofCunts & #925club lovelies as I'm looking forward to joining u all tomorrow 4 my scum ration!
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OK Batman #YouRelaxWhileI Superman , The Man of Steel, desperately try and make this badly edited screenplay make some kind of sense...
#YouRelaxWhileI masturbate vigorously as I fantasise about this very attractive & sweetly coquettish avocado I'm holding in my left hand!
#YouRelaxWhileI go to Hollywood with Frankie.
Wednesday, 27 April 2016
The Dragon with The Girl Tattoo. #StrangeShowAndTellItems
Sweeny Todd's Book of Pies! #StrangeShowAndTellItems
Laura Bush's Bush #StrangeShowAndTellItems
Osama Bin Laden's Copy Of Penthouse Pets of the Year. #StrangeShowAndTellItems
Harly Quinn's Hammer #StrangeShowAndTellItems
The Yorkshire Ripper's Hammer and MC Hammer's Yorkshire Pudding Recipe. #StrangeShowAndTellItems
Telly Savalas's Hair Brush #StrangeShowAndTellItems
Dracula's Used Tampon Collection. #StrangeShowAndTellItems
The Lochness Monster's Chopper Bicycle plus Helmet! #StrangeShowAndTellItems
So tempted 2 do the #CaptainAmericaCivilWar marathon at one of our local cinemas tomorrow 3xCA films or 3xCA plus 2 x #Avengers? #CivilWar
Gosh that's an old one 😊😊😊
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Tuesday, 26 April 2016
Good day twitter how are we this fine afternoon?
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Monday, 25 April 2016
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Sunday, 24 April 2016
Saturday, 23 April 2016
Slept late & messed up today's plan made it 2 town eventually St George's Day food fair now wearing Curry Brockwurst due2 clumsy pedestrian
Friday, 22 April 2016
What a lovely chap this inbred mong appears to be #jeremykyle
Cry Chavoc & let loose once more : The malodorous malingering mad mongol mutants of mum's manky minging moist manploughed minge #jeremykyle
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good morning lovely #925clubofCunts & #925club lovely lovelies of loveliness. Time 4 me weekly #jezza so lets hope it's a goodun #jeremykyle
Thursday, 21 April 2016
Retweeted Meh Maketh Man (@TheAlexNevil): Confucius Say: You're conjugating "say" incorrectly.
Of course Putin would want Britain to leave the EU as weakening the EU is always to his advantage & always will be goes without saying bbcqt
what she just said #bbcqt
The problem with the long term is that in the long term we are all dead... How long is the long term? Idioti Little Englanders! #bbcqt
I didn't say the government was inept I said everything they were saying about Europe was inept which is a totally different thing?! #bbcqt
Exactly what is so wonderful about being an independent country when it was independent European countries who caused TWO WORLD WARS? #BBCQT
I was being sarcastic! Obviously most other working classes woman don't eat all of their babies either! Just real baduns! #benefitsBritain
I'm humbled by Gina's unrelenting optimism & good humour. Poor kid not exactly had the best breaks & Gary is unbelievable! #benefitsBritain
Once Uhad2 travel2Bedlam 2mock the afflicted now all U have 2 do is watch #ChannelFive progs with the word #Benefits in it #benefitsBritain
Blossom typifies every working class woman except she's probably more classy than most as she didn't eat all of her babies #benefitsBritain
#benefitsBritain doing the Tory's job for them by potraying all working class people as fat workshy scroungers who only deserve to be gassed
Let's demonise the working class by showing an overweight facially tattooed fuckwit who no doubt typifies all the #Chavs! #benefitsBritain
Seems #RipPrince has jumped on the celebrity bandwagon of dying in 2016 which is something he may live to regret or maybe not in this case?
The #Queenat90 is presented to the Royal Pageant Cock Flasher who flashes his cock at her in a Tradition stretching back to the Middle Ages!
#Prince changed name one final time and in future wishes to be known as... The Artist Formally Known As Not Being Dead! #RipPrince
The artist formally known as #Prince would now like to be known as: The artist formally known as being alive! #RipPrince
The artist formally known as #Prince would now like to be known as: The artist formally known as being alive! #RipPrince
Damn late break
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Wednesday, 20 April 2016
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Tuesday, 19 April 2016
Retweeted Katja (@AngryKatja): And if you're so immature you think buying condoms are too embarrassing then you are too immature to be a parent. #JeremyKyle
FFS is anyone on #jeremykyle actually capable of taking rather than shouting? It's like talking loud to foreigners too dumb to speak English
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Monday, 18 April 2016
Went to bed at about 4.30 this afternoon just woken up in time to go to bed again .... this is what happens when you have to wake at 4.30am!
OK off 2 have a sleep cos present 6 hours isn't enough was knackered at work role on heart operation sick & tired of being constantly tired
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Sunday, 17 April 2016
On stage now to two marvelous examples of delicate, restrained and dignified femininity but that's what you expect on The #jeremykyle Show!
Early finish home in time for a sandwich and a bit of #Jezza 👍😀👍#jeremykyle
Off to work... Must check my lottery ticket😕😕😕
Saturday, 16 April 2016
Hotel booked, flights booked ...........roll on July.
Friday, 15 April 2016
Is it really sensible 2 suggest that a blind person send a text message; unless they have voice recognition on their phone. #JudgeRinder
I honestly can't believe I sent that last tweet ... hangs head in shame!!! #JudgeRinder
Why do blind men have pretty girlfriends it's seems a waste & it denies some ugly girl the chance of getting some hot man meat! #JudgeRinder
To be honest mate desperate as you most apparently are you've had a narrow escape; write the cash off to experience!!! #JudgeRinder
Perhaps she could repay him with post break-up pity sex ... a sensible solution for a prostituted Britain!!! #JudgeRinder
Bluntly ... A verbal contract is as good as the paper it's written on! #JudgeRinder
Bottom line peeps if you give someone money and it ain't in writing it ain't a loan it's a gift!!! #JudgeRinder
Unless she's in London in which case a 2 bedroomed cardbord box is at least a grand a month #JudgeRinder
OK peeps back from shop so what have I missed??? #JudgeRinder £900+ Housing Benefit WTF is she renting a bloody Mansion???
Tempted these days to get the headset for hard of hearing to drown out the noise of people who can't watch a film without eating #loosewomen
Anyone using a mobile phone in the cinema should be killed very slowly; even worse than noisy popcorn eaters & slurpee drinkers #loosewomen
Retweeted OriginalArtForSale (@GrandCanyonPics): If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. George Carlin #quotes
Two more good reasons why I'm really looking forward to the new #SuicideSquad film that's coming in August ... anymore pics like this I'll be coming well before August ... Oh Ah Mrs
Retweeted [ • • ] Jacquie (@JCH999): @mysickbones Been there done that. It's fucking horrible but life had to go on.
Next on #thismorning an alcoholic (alledgedly) sells his story 4 (allegedly) extra beer money cos he's already been on #jeremykyle I'm told.
This is just absurd, self-indulgent and pathetic... For Fuck's Sake get bring up a child in Syria... Now that's a horror story. #jeremykyle
Sorry but miscarriages are a fact of life... Horrible but wtf can you do other than move on? Want heartbreak try a Stillbirth! #jeremykyle
Is this guy's stoned because I can't see any lobotomy scars and that's the only other explanation for the way he sounds. #junkie #jeremykyle
U may want 2B a good father but I'm afraid your IQ is probably something a handicap when it comes 2 that me old tattooed China. #jeremykyle
Is this guy's stoned because I can't see any lobotomy scars and that's the only other explanation for the way he sounds. #junkie #jeremykyle
U may want 2B a good father but I'm afraid your IQ is probably something a handicap when it comes 2 that me old tattooed China. #jeremykyle
it's difficult 2 get a DNA test done when UR from a family who can't spell DNA but he has had a DAN test done & it wasn't him! #jeremykyle
I wonder if this family meet all their dates at the opticians? #jeremykyle spending all his cash tattoo 4 a baby he claims might not B his?
She's not very clear about shagging with 2 men & #jeremykyle is trying 2 point out the fact that women shouldn't do that cos he's now Muslim
Oh my god according to the previews there's actually a stunningly good looking woman on Jezza Iater!!! #jeremykyle
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Thursday, 14 April 2016
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