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The Crystal Gods of Holistic Good Karma Must have Favoured You with their Awesome Energies of Love!
If you’re looking to change your life by embracing your spirituality in an utterly irrational and a totally non-discerning way and you only valve that which you pay through the nose for then please stay and have your wallets ready.
This blog is your gateway to the life enhancing changes you can make when you embrace:

Mammary Energy Balancing with Crispian Jago

Arse Candling, Vinddox and Cricket Batting with Crispian Jago

Insights of an Indigo Mom - A Mother's Awakening by Jenny McCarthy - Unbelievably this ones for real!

The Essential Guide to Homeopathy

Tibetan Sound Healing

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The Secret of Eternal Poverty

Profound, Inane and Profane

Welcome to my muses profound, inane and oft-times profane.

This is an attempt by a 50 something almost middle-class white male to put his thoughts down on paper (electronic paper anyway) for the first time in his life.

Like many others I was put off writing as a child and always thought that it was something I couldn't do - and perhaps I can't.

What I do know is that I regret not having a record of my life that I can use as an aide memoir and what |I deeply regret is that I don't have a record of the kids early years.

You think you'll remember it all but it quickly becomes difficult to place events in their proper context, so

WELL, HERE GOES NUFFINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS The bits about school, rugby, kick boxing, judo and Avatar are posts by my 12yr old Son Nat

Friday, 19 September 2014

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