Nat's news paper round

Well I've just been well conned! The newspapers were delivered late and so Nat was unable to do his round before going to school so wonderful Dad ( that's me by the way) stepped in and did it for him (driven by Mum) only to discover on my return home that he doesn't have to start school at the normal time today and won't therefore be catching the bus guntil 8:40!!! I think the term I'm looking for is ... He's a Cunt! That's my boy!!!