Wednesday 28 January 2015

Thanks to Susannah LeightonBaines Russell I'm doing the "7 things you might not know about me" status. Now you people get to do this too! Here goes... 1. I suffer from Macroglossia and as a result all my close female friends assure me that I'm an extremely cunning linguist. 2. I also suffer from acute vertigo and once, in order to cure myself of said affliction did a bungee jump. 3. In 2006 I saw Buzz Aldrin at iFLY Orlando 6805 Visitors Circle Orlando, FL 32819 4. My Milkshakes bring the boys to the yard. 5. After 17 years trying to have children we finally embarked upon a course of IVF but just before this started my wife became pregnant and twice more in the next 3 years. 6. I did my Duke of Edinburgh Award hike in the Brecon Beacons Mountains in South Wales which is where the British Army sends trainee SAS soldiers to do or die ... and quite a few have died! 7. I’m a 33.3% pathological liar which, on average, makes two of the above statements false unless, of course, I’m only 16.65% in which case only one of these statements, including this one, is a lie but if this statement is the lie then you have nothing to go on when it comes to believing the validity or otherwise of the previous statements. By now most people will have realised that it’s not a lie when I say I'm glad I'm not you.

Thanks to Susannah LeightonBaines Russell I'm doing the "7 things you might not know about me" status. Now you people get to do this too! Here goes... 1. I suffer from Macroglossia and as a result all my close female friends assure me that I'm an extremely cunning linguist. 2. I also suffer from acute vertigo and once, in order to cure myself of said affliction did a bungee jump. 3. In 2006 I saw Buzz Aldrin at iFLY Orlando 6805 Visitors Circle Orlando, FL 32819 4. My Milkshakes bring the boys to the yard. 5. After 17 years trying to have children we finally embarked upon a course of IVF but just before this started my wife became pregnant and twice more in the next 3 years. 6. I did my Duke of Edinburgh Award hike in the Brecon Beacons Mountains in South Wales which is where the British Army sends trainee SAS soldiers to do or die ... and quite a few have died! 7. I’m a 33.3% pathological liar which, on average, makes two of the above statements false unless, of course, I’m only 16.65% in which case only one of these statements, including this one, is a lie but if this statement is the lie then you have nothing to go on when it comes to believing the validity or otherwise of the previous statements. By now most people will have realised that it’s not a lie when I say I'm glad I'm not you.

by Meyrick Jones



January 28, 2015 at 07:37AM

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