Yo; what’s happening night people?*
Esteemed leader number two “Da Hasmukh” has suggested that over the xmas period, when it’s quiet, perhaps we might entertain ourselves by holding a few quizzes.
These might take the form of general knowledge quizzes e.g.
- How many IQ points does the average viewer drop between the being and end of the omnibus edition of Eastenders?
- If all the girls of the Jeremy Kyle show were laid end to end who, if anyone, would be surprised?
- Quark Caked was the first particle physics themed corn film … True or False or Indeterminable unless plotted along a spectrum of probability indices?
- What actor played Brat Pitt in the movie
Music quizzes … Hasmukh plays various TV themes via speakers off of YouTube and the person who recognises the most wins the Saddest Team Member Award.
Current Affairs …
- Is that raisin cheating on his wife?
- Before they were old and dried out just how fruity were they?
- How did Glacé loss her cherry?
Anyway that’s beloved leader number two’s idea; personally I think it stinks but what do you plebeians think and what would (if anything) you like to be quizzed on?
Meyrick
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*yes I know I just ripped off and paraphrased comedian Paul Chowdhry’s catch phrase – it’s just a phrase I’m going thru init
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