Storing My Tweets of the last few days
- Lard is pig fat. A larder was originally the place where the lard was kept. The word lard comes from the ancient Greek for 'dainty'. Amazingabout 1 hour ago from web
@. Hi, here's another link to some beautiful steampunk moding you might like. They are works of art. I'd love one.about 3 hours ago from web
@ Then you might also like this one . If you like steampunk designs then here's a great link.about 15 hours ago from web in reply to LuciF
If Catholics want to see the Pope that's fine. But when I wanted to go and see Mickey Mouse at Disney World I had to pay for that myself!!!about 15 hours ago from web
I don't claim always 2 be politically correct just always to be correct. A little modesty never hurts and it stops you from being a big headabout 15 hours ago from web
@ Along similar lines 2 previous replies why not try Homoeopathic Oral Sex nothing to it and you don't have to spit or swallowabout 16 hours ago from web in reply to rebeccawatson
@ Thanks for link. I love steampunk style If I can ever justify the cost of an iPhone I'll get this brass cover toabout 17 hours ago from web in reply to LuciF
Many homoeopaths recommend taking Newtisia + regularly as a sensible strategy to prevent an future potential limb loss! Very Sound Advice.about 22 hours ago from web
As the anecdotal evidence mounts sensationalist commentators are saying that Newtisia + will be the greatest medical triumph of this decade.about 22 hours ago from web
Newtisia+ works for lesser disorders. "I sitting on my leg an it went dead" says Bob Nedreck " I tooks sum of Newtisia an soon it betta".about 22 hours ago from web
Opera Wineferry on her show says " Newtisia there MUST be something in it" So how much greater an endorsement of its efficacy could you get?about 22 hours ago from web
* Non clinical studies show that regrow periods vary and may take up to 120 years. Current users frequently report much increased stump itchabout 23 hours ago from web
New Newtisia + THE HOMOEPATHIC BREAKTHROUGH! Containing the essences of amputated newts Newtisia will regrow* YOUR lost limbs. BUY It 2DAY!!about 23 hours ago from web
@ Thought I should do my bit to help out. Mine was more sarcastic than satirical. Lowest form of wit for lowest form of shit!3:23 PM Feb 3rd from web in reply to Crispian_Jago
Old Fairy Tales Revisited for New Kids:CRYSTAL METH &THE 7 CHAVS - HAPPY-SLAPPY-HODDIE-RINGTONE-ASBO-SMACK & BLING. Can Crys save her mates?11:17 PM Feb 2nd from web
Who agrees that Clare Short should be Prime Minister? A plain speaking honest politician. She sure shafted our Tony big time today I'd say.9:29 PM Feb 2nd from web
Ultra cool ’snow lapse’ video 4:56 PM Feb 2nd from Reader2Tweet
Just in installed nimbuzz update on phone3:59 PM Feb 2nd from Nimbuzz
My dog keeps pissing his bed, attacking cats and today ate my DVD boxed set of Eastenders. I'm so afraid that he's becoming a serial killer1:41 PM Feb 2nd from web
@ Be fair; Ratzinger was conscripted into the Hitler Youth BUT HE DIDN'T INHALE and he didn't have sex with that (or any) woman1:27 PM Feb 2nd from web in reply to Crispian_Jago
@ And I'll be more than happy to hold both you're coats.1:02 PM Feb 2nd from web in reply to Crispian_Jago
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An alternative way of thinking My piece in today's Leicester Mercury.12:21 PM Feb 2nd from TweetDeck
Roadside memorials and tributes are they an acceptable homage or a dangerous distraction to drivers? What do you think? 12:06 PM Feb 2nd from web
Yorkshire police are concerned that youths are injecting ecstasy into their mouths. No young person, they state, should never take E By Gum!11:58 AM Feb 2nd from web
Mysickbones what a PRICK, at least that's what all the girls have said afterwards. I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or not!11:36 AM Feb 2nd from web
Nokia patents new flexible technology imaginary spokesperson says can double as cock ring for the more well endowed man 11:18 AM Feb 2nd from web
Police report that yesterday they discovered of an enormous sack of human testicles! Ye right I reckon its just another load of old bollocks11:04 AM Feb 2nd from web
New research reveals that the M.M.R. vaccine causes immunity to measles mumps and rubella. Jenny McCarthy says she is outraged by this FACT.11:01 AM Feb 2nd from web
@ As an Indigo child all I can say is thanks a brunch. I'll get them 2U ASAP. The generosity of people is simply oar-inspiring!10:29 AM Feb 2nd from web in reply to rebeccawatson
Bye the bye if you did answer yes to all the check list questions then Congratulations. You are, no doubt, an Indigo Twat of the 1st degree.10:21 AM Feb 2nd from web
What is an Indigo Child?How can people believe this. C checklist RU an IC- if U answer no to questions ur Adrian Mole.10:13 AM Feb 2nd from web
When I started a new job, after I fetched a bucket of steam, I was sent 4 2 long weights and a left handed hammer. R they taking the piss??5:35 AM Feb 2nd from web
A close friend once revealed to me that his Mother had made him a homosexual; I wondered, if I gave her the wool, would she make me one too?5:10 AM Feb 2nd from web
Climate sceptics revealed the extent of their rational faculties when today they insisted God am real + does lives onna aunty-gravity cloud.4:36 AM Feb 2nd from web
Really great to see that the antihomeopathy protest outside Boots the Chemist last Saturday was a success. I so wish I hadn't been working .2:35 AM Feb 2nd from web
We thought they were a plague visited only on us human beings but scientists today prove that dinosaur Sinosauropteryx was in fact A GINGER!2:27 AM Feb 2nd from web
Acorns, Almonds, Brazils, Cashews, Colocynths, Filberts, Pistachios, a bunch of tough nuts or not all they’re cracked up to be? You decide!2:27 AM Feb 2nd from web
Supermarket Jim Jam Ban Tesco today said customers should wear appropriate footwear and no nightwear. What next? “F**k off Jesus no sandals”2:27 AM Feb 2nd from web
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