Thursday 4 March - No Sleep AGAIN

Totally knackered, head splitting feeling sick what joy!!! To make things even worse it would appear that tonight there is a full moon. I don't base this on empirical scientific observation nor even from consulting reputable internet sources on astronomy, no my opinion is based solely on the unending stream of Loonies who've called in tonight. If the irrational belief that a full moon causes madness is indeed true, and of course it is, then the parade of crazy Lady Gaga Wanabees who've called us tonight are incontrovertible evidence that the moon is indeed full!

Sometimes one just can’t grasp what it is that impels a person to ring up at 3:00 in the morning to book specialist upgrade work that they were advise needed doing months ago.