So I'm gonna take the cowards way out and produce a blogalinks (my word for cribbing lots of links I like from other places) issue.
Insert - (I've done the bits below already).
I've thought of something to say, the kids behavior, at least over the last two days, has improved vastly. I came home yesterday morning and this morning to find that they were dressed, washed and making breakfast (yes they really were!!!) plus they are playing together using toys that haven't been out of their boxes for a couple of years. They have worked together building towers to run marbles down without a cross word. However, I now have a dilemma: if I give them back the things I've taken away because they've behaved, will they revert to their previous behavior but if I don't give them back then what incentive do they have too behave? I think this is called a cleft-stick. Wait a moment, I think I know what to do, I could beat them with the cleft-stick..... SORTED !!
Richard Dawkins - The Second Coming!
Not bad for chap who's just celebrated his 68th Birthday
Happy birthday Prof. Always remember
Jesus only came once - that's official!
Back At You Big Boy - Who Are You Anyway? (click here for full story)
Shock Horror - The Truth About Barack Obama*
Hillary Clinton - Finally It Can Be Told*
Gordon Brown - I'm Not Lying - It was The Bankers!*
Oral Sex - What's That All About Then - A Blow By Blow Guide*
The deification of stupidity
by AC Grayling
Magic in the Huffington Post
Spot The Suicide Bomber - He's The One In The Iron Lung
Crap-Based Hypocrisy Jenny McCarthy Indigo Mom of a Crystal Child - She Actually Believes This Shit
Jenny (pictured above) is a minor US TV personality, girlfriend of actor Jim Carrey and major anti-vaccine campaigner who believes her child is autistic because of the measles vaccine. She's wrong but that's not stopped her causing a lot of harm!
Whose The Man?
You Am!!!!
X-Men Origins : Wolverine : In UK Cinemas 29 April 2009 : Can't Wait
Origin
The character known as Wolverine was born in 19th century Canada to rich plantation owners as James Howlett. He grows into manhood on a mining colony in Northern Alberta, adopting the name "Logan". Logan leaves the colony and lives for a time in the wilderness among wolves, until returning to civilization, residing with the Blackfoot Indians. Following the death of his Blackfoot paramour, Silver Fox, he is ushered into a Canadian military unit. Logan then spends some time in Madripoor, before settling in Japan, where he marries and has a son.
During World War II, Logan teams with Captain America and continues a career as a soldier-of-fortune/adventurer. Logan works for the First Canadian Parachute Battalion and the CIA before being recruited by Team X, a black ops unit.
As a member of Team X, Logan is given false memory implants. He continues on the team, until he is able to break free of the mental control and joins the Canadian Defense Ministry. Logan is subsequently kidnapped by Weapon X, where he remains captive and experimented on, until he escapes, as shown in Barry Windsor-Smith's "Weapon X" storyline which ran in Marvel Comics Presents. It is during his imprisonment by Weapon X that he has unbreakable adamantium forcibly fused into his bones.
Logan is eventually discovered by James and Heather Hudson, who help him recover his humanity. Following his recovery, Logan, this time under the supervision of Department H, once again works for Canadian Intelligence. Logan becomes Wolverine, one of Canada's first superheroes. In his first mission, he is dispatched to stop the destruction caused by a brawl between the Hulk and the Wendigo.
Professor X recruits Wolverine to a new team of X-Men. Disillusioned with his Canadian intelligence work and intrigued by Xavier's offer, Logan resigns from Department H. It was later revealed, however, that Professor X had wiped Logan's memories and forced him to join the X-Men after Wolverine was sent on an assassination attempt to kill Xavier.
There once was a rector from Kings,
Who's mind was on Heavenly things,
But his heart was on fire,
For this boy in the choir,
Who's ass was like jelly on springs.
A Daily Moment with Zen
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
6. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
14. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
15. Don't squat with your spurs on.
16. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
17. If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
18. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
19. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
20. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
21. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
22. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
23. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
24. Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
25. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
26. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
27. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Eminem's tour of Ireland is to go ahead despite concerns over a sickening attitude to women, appallingly obscene language, an irresponsible attitude to sex and violence, and, of course, the booze.
Eminem said that, despite these shocking traits, he would wait and "judge the Irish for himself."
Cosmetics heir and fugitive rapist Andrew Luster, great-grandson of makeup legend Max Factor, was captured in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico yesterday by a bounty hunter. Luster had jumped a $1 million bail and fled the US during his trial for drugging and then raping three women. He was sentenced to 124 years in prison, a sentence he began serving today.
The rest of the Factor family was said to be in hiding, avoiding all contact with the press, deeply embarrassed by having such a bad heir day.
What do you call a 30-year-old chavette?
Granny.
You’re in your car and you see a chav on a bike,
why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What is the chav boy next door getting for
Christmas? Your bike.
What do you call a chav in a white shell suit?
The bride.
What do you call a chav in a tastefully
decorated house? A burglar.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What’s green and gets a chav pissed?
A Giro.
"Won't you kiss me, Doctor," asks a beautiful woman.
"No, it would be against my code of ethics," says the doctor.
"Please just one kiss," begs the woman.
"It's completely out of the question," he goes on.
"I shouldn't really be having sex with you."
* These are the the truth, everything else is APRIL FOOL
Finally, a Photo I absolutely love of Han and Me in Florida July 2006 - No Reason other than it makes her head look like a piece from a game of Cluedo
See What I Mean
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