Big Brother Eleven: That Lad from Leicester’s a Complete Barstool!

Not mentioned the Elephant in the Room for a few days so thought I'd better do so now. I'd never watched the first six series of BB and never understood what all the fuss was about. I’ve seen them off and on since 2006 and now begin to understand their hold. It’s quite fascinating to see how these overly extrovert strangers deal with one and other. The addition of the Mole made things even more interesting; but now that’s been resolved (yes Moley’s become a full fledged house mate…Yeah) and the cracks are staring to show. The half-cast lad from Leicester (there are two people from Leicester – what does that say about us…hold on. I’m Welsh…what does that say about THEM?) Govan(?)* is a real piece of work and could give old Tricky Dickey Nixon (President Nixon US president 1968 – 73) a run for his money. What a back biting conniving little lump of excrement he is;

do I so like hope it does all back fire on him’s arse, yes I so do so want that  to happen as a wish to come true like, Innit! – Sorry; I appear to have come over all street just then!

It seems that all the House-mates have got in in for Sunshine  (who, it’s true, is a complete new-age tosser) and that little shit lump of excrement seems to be coordinating the attack. I know one only sees the highlights but I'm at a lost to understand exactly what it is that she’s done. Yes, I said, she’s a tosser but then, to greater or lesser extent, so are they all; if they weren’t then they wouldn’t have been chosen in the first place.
Anyway, three of the girls are up for eviction (Dave the Mad Monk [one of the three original nominees] avoided this by wining a task and then nominating** Rachel in his place – that’ll be an interesting dynamic if she survives the eviction), Sunshine, Rachel (Beyonce lookalike) and Shaby (who the flip names their child Shaby – no one it’s another made up name just like Sunshine’s) the bowler hatter lesbian actress from the art collective – i.e. unemployed squatter.
WHO WILL GO,
WHO WILL STAY…
YOU DECIDE! 
THAT IS, OF COURSE, IF YOU GIVE A FLYING FLIP!!!!

* Govan has just revealed he’s straight (as straight as a perpendicular joint); yeah and I’m created in Bob’s image!
** Dave and Govan had a major falling out the previous day and it was obvious that he expected Dave to nominate him. It was truly wonderful to watch him squirm and try and make himself unnoticeable. he literally shrunk before your eyes. I'll never understand why Mad dave didn't nominate him and neither will he!

The Mad Monk - I quite liked Dave, he seemed harmless and joyful and kind, but he's started telling people about how he's healed people just by touch and they're lapping it up, particularly the brainless Lorraine Chase lookalike, and that's  very worrying. He's getting national TV exposure so how many other gullible people are at risk of swallowing this bullshit. I'm not saying he's lying, he's a religious zealot and a true believer, I'm just saying that there's no such thing as faith healing and it's worrying that he's got as national platform on which to promote this nonsense!