Thursday, 10 June 2010

Big Brother Eleven

It pains me to admit it but I'm actually watching Big Brother Eleven, well it is the last one and I never saw a single moment of the first six, and what a bunch so far. We have a Mad Monk, a girl who believes that "THE SECRET" actually works and someone studying medicine who covers everything she has with cyrstals. Even the mole has just said "I'm a typical Libre" FFS OMG WTF where do they find these wuckfits. Oh, the mole is also a BIG believe in Fate. Well that stops you actually having to do anything yourself doesn't it. He believes in Aliens, as we all do, however believes in the "they've visited us" kind of way. Here they all are, God Help Us:


Beyoncé-a-like Rachael has never been faithful to a boyfriend and expects to be booed by the crowdBeyoncé-a-like Rachael has never been faithful to a boyfriend and expects to be booed by the crowd
They sweated it out as McCall riffled through 81 candidates before sending in six men and seven women. 
They included a Cheryl Cole backing dancer, a squatter, a church minister and an amputee ex-serviceman. 
On the girls’ side was 22-year-old Caoimhe – pronounced ‘kee-va’ – a ‘fag hag’ whose mother says she’s ‘her favourite slapper’. 
Amputee Steve joins the houseAmputee Steve joins the house
She was joined by bubbly Josie, 25, who lives in a wood cabin on her aunt’s farm and calls herself a ‘loser’.
Chatterbox Corin, 29, will add spice as a bisexual Jordan lookalike with ‘real’ 30G boobs.
Then there’s Cole’s ex-backing dancer, Ife – or Iffy – who sleep talks and Rachael, 23, who is a Beyoncé-a-like and ‘checks she’s still hot’ in the mirror 100 times a day.
Chatty Corin is one of the housematesChatty Corin is one of the housemates
Shabby, 24, lives in a squat and eats food thrown out by supermarkets. She’ll get on well with medical student Yvette, also 24, who wants to be prime minister. 
Among the lads is clean-living minister David, 39, who once ‘visited the Sun’ in his mind and Tory boy Benjamin, who likes to tell lies. 
Godka’-drinking David,Godka’-drinking David
Nathan, 25, is a ‘Yorkshire Liam Gallagher’ while bisexual Govan, 21, will cause chaos with his messiness. 
He was joined by Australian John, 24, who thinks he looks like David Beckham, and father-of-eight Steve, 40, who is a one-eyed double amputee who has sailed the Atlantic. 
A 14th housemate was picked at random as BB’s mole, trying to disrupt the house, and was named as Mario Mugan. Let the rows begin!
Ex-backing dance IfeEx-backing dance Ife
John hails from AustraliaJohn hails from Australia
Josie calls herself a 'loser'Josie calls herself a 'loser'
Nathan is the class clownNathan is the class clown
Yvette is also known as SunshineYvette is also known as Sunshine
Tory boy Benjamin likes to tell liesTory boy Benjamin likes to tell lies
Caoimhe has been called a 'slapper' by her own mumCaoimhe has been called a 'slapper' by her own mum
Govan doesn't have a jobGovan doesn't have a job
Squatter Shabby gets ready for her 15 minutes of fameSquatter Shabby gets ready for her 15 minutes of fame

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