Oh Dear, it would appear I have become hooked on twittering about Big Brother 11. Woe is me; what will I do when the three months is up and BB leaves never to return. Are the authorities prepared, are they setting up places where addicts can go to recover? Perhaps they planning to open a BB wing at the Priory where they can warehouse all we sad cases; perhaps they could use the vacant house! Anyway, this time last year we were all getting behind Halfwit, now it's time for all good persons to united behind Moley.
GO MOLE
#bb11Come on everyone lets get behind the best character in the house. He needs to survive his impossible mission!
@TotalBBLive She'll have to stick crystals on them; next time when she's to fricking dumb to use her eyes she'll sense their energies. #bb11
@TotalBBLive When Davina showed off the transparent walls the potential 4 running housemate brain damage was obvious. But how to ID victims!
#bb11- toad badger and ratty to enter house next week. Show is to be renamed Moley's Big Brother's Wind in the Riverbank Willows Fart Off
#bb11 He's gone to the smoking area will he have the "balls" to plant the ball? Once more into the Beach dear Moley once more into the beach
@jacobjunior7 YR right I wasn't having a go at Jade; rather the British public Her comments were reflective of her background not her racism
Off too bed, leave the smokers talking away. Extremely banal. It appears 2 B true; young women are the only growing smoking demography #bb11
The first five have a secret and David most hated have now been added as well to the beach ball. Tut Tut you are a very very bad mole! #bb11
@jacobjunior7 but knowing the female British public she'll probably win it because she's dead and that means she's no longer a racist! #bb11
#bb11 Josie is bookies favorite; hey seeking to sow discontent amongst his fellow house mates. what a very naughty little mole that boy is!
#bb11There appears to be a little Mole stirring in the house. Mind U he looks exhausted from blowing up the ball. May B 2 tired to plant it!
#bb11 wouldn't be surprised if they do close the blinds because that would give Mole a better opportunity to carry out his task undisturbed.
#BB11I wouldn't be surprised if they do close the blinds because that would give Mole a better opportunity to carry out his task undisturbed
#bb11 Shaby what was I thinking of, course they were messing with
#bb11 Oh Shabby, was someone messing with
Mad Monk is calling Mole Gareth Southgate It was Gareth Southgate badger from Harry Hills Badger Parade not Gareth Southgate mole; Twat #bb11
#bb11 Nothing further 2 add 2 last tweet; I just noticed that this will be my Eight-hundredth tweet so I thought I'd get it over with - Yeah
#bb11 - Please fuck off to bed now BB contestants; I'm losing the will to live and there are a few things I want to do on the PC before bed.
@jaymoore1756 Yeah it's gonna be rough on AM but after all he was, and may still be, DC's Lamest hero. Mind you is he not in Smallville now? - in reply to jaymoore1756
#bb11 put your trunks by your beds for goes sake. Why unpack now?
#bb11 nice one john james keep telling everybody you are only using your full name for mum's sake. Game player! about 12 hours ago via mobile web Delete #bb11 Oh God how fricking vapid are these people? Sorry about that :)
#bb11 Oh God how fricking vapid are there people? about 12 hours ago via mobile web
That girl; is she Jordan and Lorraine Chase's sinister laboratory born love child. She gives me serious jitters, "makes sign of cross" #bb11
1 Mad Monk 1 crystal fan who studies medicine! 1 "The Secret" fan. It's nice 2 see the skeptic community so well represented this year #bb11
running 20 minutes behind on #bb11 so I'm just hearing the mad monk talk about God and Jesus. He should have stuck with the real wine - twat
#bb11 The Secret OMFG what a complete and totally dickhead this girl is. No wonder Devina thought you were mental you R http://bit.ly/33yEE8
@Nintyplayer #BB11 That's probably why he feels like a dickhead wearing it. However, if he loans it to the girls he may earn brownie points! - in reply to Nintyplayer
#bb11 What I'll miss about BB11when it ends is the lovely bird song they play when someone is about 2 say something interesting or libellous
@SeanMulkerrin #bb11 - All we can do is live in hope that he does. Maybe we'll be lucky! Mole isn't yet aware his costume is a suicide bomb! about 14 hours ago – in reply to SeanMulkerrin
CllrTim So, that's a bunch of oddballs & loons locked together in a big house pretending to like each other until they're voted out. #BB11 #ConDems Retweeted by you
#bb11 yes a mole. go buddy go go go please make him year a mole costume
#bb11the next one is the pretty ausie boy who loves himself
Yes she seems very shaby and she's this year's disabled Irish lesbian except she's neither disabled nor Irish and is she? #bb11
@MrsStephenFry Sorry - "English libel law" - not laws how stupid off me; but see what risks you run if you replace accountants with lawyers.
@MrsStephenFry Unless Mr Baziljet has been keeping up with current affairs; then it might B lawyers earnestly discussing English libel laws!
@MrsStephenFry Obviously we're all hoping 4 that; I wouldn't hold your breath. Y change the final series 4mat. No, it'll B accountants again - in reply to MrsStephenFry
NAT FLIPS OUT
I was being a bit tough on Nat tonight about him over eating and sitting on his arse every evening in front of his X-Box when he flipped and attacked me. At first I though he was having a go in fun, as he often does, but I soon learned otherwise... hit in the chest with his cast and if there hadn't been a cushion on my lap a left fist straight in the balls. If that second punch had landed I wouldn't be typing this I'd be in hospital; I felt the power behind it even through the cushion and it still hurt me...it was a potential crippler!
It appears that he had a stinking headache and couldn't take any more. I've confiscated his X-Box and PC indefinitely as I believe the amount of time he's spending on these, coupled with his shouting (which he's obviously not even aware of) when playing on line, may well be causing the headaches. How things will be between us is another matter. I had a physical confrontation with my father when I was seventeen and things between the two of us were never the same again. Mind you we were never close to begin with; Nat and I always have been exceptionally close because I had sole charge of him as a baby when Deb worked evenings. Now we'll have to wait and see what happens; unfortunately, now that I'm aware that I can't absolutely trust him I won't be able to let him attack me again with impunity. Now I can't be safe in the knowledge that he's only playing; now there will always be that doubt. I don't know if that kind of trust, once it's been lost, can ever be regained ...I suppose time will tell.
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