Today fuck all happened so I’ll tell you a story.
I will take you to the magical world of Warhammer were everything is decided by the role of a dice. We will take on the role of an Empire Lord one of the hardest most bad ass men in the Empire who can defeat anything short of a demigod with one mighty swipe of his hammer not only this but his blessed sacred and epic amour combined with his natural immenseness means he can survive nearly anything, but that’s not all he also commands an elite and extremely loyal brigade of top notch troops he is undefeated in battle he is a man of high nobility his name is Bob. That’s not all though he also is as clever as a clever thing as cunning as a fox who is in charge of the cunning department at Oxford university and not just that he also has been trained in the art of language and diplomacy so not only can he bash your head in but he can also broker a deal of your land with your next of kin. oh wait I have spent to much time describing the dude so I will have to stop now.
By Nat (the Ginster) Jones
By Nat (the Ginster) Jones
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