Sitting in the Sun "Reading"? The News of the Screws...Shame on Us!!!

Deb went shopping this morning and for some reason decided it would be nice to sit out in the Sun reading a Sunday newspaper, she's so nostalgic at times!. Unfortunately she decided that nice as this would be it wasn't enough nice to justify spending sufficient money to acquire a "Quality Sunday" you know, like The Mail on Sunday

or similar!

No instead she bought the cheapest;

Yes, The News of the World  

or to give it it's correct name 

"The News of the Screws".

 I think I would have preferred The Sunday Sport, at least that's funny, or it was the last time I read it which must be about twenty years ago, and I'd love to know if Hitler, who flew there in a WWII Bomber, is still on the Moon.

By the by the SPORT in the Sunday Sport is actually an anagram for the content of the paper and stands for Sex, Porn, Orgasm, Rape and Tits. Anyway, back to TNOTS what a complete load of excrement. It's cover to cover celebrities and prurient voyeurism all "we reveal the shocking secrets of...some "private person"* who's life we've ruined for no reason at all...apart from flogging papers that is! I remember my Father refusing to have the rag in the house after Murdock acquired it and reopened the Profumo Affair; well done Dad!
I don't believe that I read a single "article" mainly because I couldn't find a single article to read!

* there's usually some spurious claim about  the public interest. This story must be told because this "Pervert"

IS A LOLLIPOP PERSON AND IN A POSITION TO ABUSE CHILDREN!